Canned Gluttony Tee
XS
600.00 SEK
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Can with boxy, unisex t-shirt in dark navy blue.
The Canned Gluttony Tee features a boxy fit with dropped shoulders. For exact measurements, see the size chart included in the product pictures.
Female: 159 cm in size XS.
Canned Gluttony Tee
600.00 SEK
Product Details
Can with boxy, unisex t-shirt in dark navy blue.
Made in Portugal from 100% cotton.
Lightweight 200g/m² knit.
Size & Fit
The Canned Gluttony Tee features a boxy fit with dropped shoulders. For exact measurements, see the size chart included in the product pictures.
Female: 159 cm in size XS.
Male: 179 cm in size M.
usage
After putting on the Canned Gluttony Tee, we recommend finding the nearest ethically produced foie gras and stuffing it down your throat straight from the can, while listening to Escape (The Piña Colada Song). The tee also goes great with any type of ultra-processed food.
Care & Maintenance
Machine wash cold for long-lasting durability.
Return & refund policy
We follow the EU’s consumer protection regulations for distance selling. To qualify for a return, items must be unused, in their original condition, and returned in the original packaging.
The Sealed Can Policy
Please note that we do not accept returns of opened cans (i.e., the sealed can in which the t-shirt is delivered). Breaking the seal or opening the container renders the item ineligible for a refund or exchange.
How to initiate a return
If you want to return an unopened can, or if you have received a damaged t-shirt or the wrong item, please contact us at info@gluttonyapparel.com within 14 days of delivery.
Please include:
- Your order number
- A short description of the issue
- Photos (if the item is damaged or incorrect)
Refund process
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you by email. If approved, your refund will be processed and automatically applied to your original method of payment, in accordance with Shopify’s standard refund procedures.
Shipping costs
Return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility unless the item received was incorrect or arrived damaged.